| Here I am in my garden hanging out. I used to
live with Maria who called me Speedy and made me wear a really gooney pink
florescent collar that was beneath my dignity. She had to give me up to
move, so I went to the Riverside Animal Shelter. It was hell! I shared a
room with some total bitches (unfortunately not in heat), who kept hissing
at me! Anyway, Curt
and Cathy adopted me and took me
to a place where I live a lifestyle that is more worthy of me. I have a
scientist with four college degrees to clean up my poop, and a British literature
scholar to brush my fur if I so desire. I spend my time sleeping, watching
Husker Football, and keeping my litter-box cleaners in line. |
