WHY GOD NEVER PASSED RESEARCH METHODS

1. His manuscript had no references.
2. It wasn't in APA style.
3. He didn't send it to a refereed journal.
4. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
5. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
6. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
7. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
8. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

A revision, for Research Methods, of WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY